The Things That Girls Must Know About Boys...

After having to hear from my friends...

blabbering about their problems with their boyfriends...
I started to wonder...

why haven't I had any arguments with my past-current friends...
which most of them are really boys...
though I've never gotten the answer to the question...
and still surrounded by questions about boys...
As such, I've made a list of what men want:

• * Tell them clearly BUT succintly, exactly how a woman's mind works. PowerPoint presentations and pictures will make this task easier for both parties.
• * For their girl to accept that men don't always understand what they've done wrong and sometimes, they mess up even when their intentions were pure. They are only human...
• * But sometimes, they like to be thought as superhuman...
• * To never, ever again be asked for an opinion on one dress or another. Your bum isn't fat in either, but you'll never believe us. Or, if it is, you know you don't want to know. Can you see how they're screwed either way?
• * For her to effortlessly get on with their mom or mates...
• * No re-opening of arguments supposedly (because she said so) previously settled... especially first thing in the morning...
• * To have absolutely no knowledge of any past lovers they may have had... unless it is to say how much more superior we are to him...
• * To hear her say they look hot before a night out...
• * For her to be proud of them - whether for getting a promotion or even just setting a new high score on the PS2...
• * To have their macho aspirations greeted with genuine adulation and belief... and not just an amused smile that says "aw... That's sweet honey. Whatever you say"...
• * To be encouraged to have nights in with the boys, filling the room with pizza and chips, drinks and PS2 disks. And if the cleaning up is not done after, which, if not done, they'll recognise your need to yell and scream bloody muder while they hang their head in shame...haha...
• * For their girls to let them take care of her once in a while. Even if she runs her own company, has her own ride and can even change her own tyre....

That's all for now...
So, for my fellow brethren out there...
I hope these will help you in the future...
Ich wünsche Ihnen viel Glück!!!